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Aug 2023

5G Demons in Your Drain? Plumber’s Shocking Revelation Will Make You Question Your Wi-Fi and Your Life Choices

Buckle up because we're about to plunge into a whirlpool of truth wilder than a sewer line on Taco Tuesday. Ever wonder why your plumber takes so long staring into…

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Aug 2023

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Elon Musk’s Barista’s Uncle’s Brother’s Dog Walker Speaks Out: The Shocking Inside Scoop You Won’t Believe

Hold on to your Teslas, guys and gals. You won't believe the kind of access we've managed to score. Elon Musk's barista's uncle's brother's dog walker cousin's roommate once met…

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Aug 2023

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Krispy Kreme’s ‘Sprinkle-Gate’: How A Donut Named ‘Fluffernuttery Glazed’ Rolled into Controversy

It was a dark and stormy morning at Krispy Kreme's secret donut laboratory. The master bakers were knee-deep in flour and glaze, desperately searching for the next big hit. And…

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Jul 2023

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Dr. Phil’s Late-Night Taco Fiasco: How the ‘TV Therapist’ Turned into a Burrito Bellowing Bacchanalian!

DALLAS, TX - Picture this: It's 2 A.M. in the sprawling, neon-lit landscape of downtown Dallas. The only establishments still open are the ones serving up regret and heartburn in…

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Jul 2023

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Haagen-Dazs Drops a Bombshell: No More Cow Semen in Their Ice Cream – Will It Ever Taste the Same?

Haagen-Dazs has announced its decision to remove cow semen from its ice cream recipe. The company has cited "health concerns" and "changing consumer preferences" as the primary reasons for this…

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Jul 2023

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Keanu Reeves Revs Up Appetites with Fiery Motorcycle Entrance at Swanky Italian Eatery

Rome, Italy - Hollywood heartthrob Keanu Reeves shocked patrons at the upscale Italian restaurant, "Il Veloce e il Gustoso," by making a grand entrance on his roaring motorcycle. Diners were…

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Jul 2023

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Wendy’s Boldly Dares IRS to ‘Make Them’ Pay Taxes: A Fast Food Revolution in the Works?

CHICAGO, IL - It's a good old-fashioned game of chicken, with a side of fries, as Wendy's, the beloved fast food chain, has issued a daring challenge to the Internal…

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Jul 2023

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Axe Body Spray’s Hidden Agenda to Boost Military Enlistment Uncovered

The makers of Axe body spray have long kept a secret from American consumers, leaving them in the dark to bask in the intoxicating fumes of prepubescent desperation blindly. Recent…

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Jul 2023

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It’s 1995: Mountain Dew, Blockbuster, and Your Best Friend Is Sleeping Over

Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, 1995 - Buckle up, buttercups. It's Friday night, and it's about to get wild. The scent of your mom's lasagna is still wafting from the kitchen, but…

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Jul 2023

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Olive Garden’s Master Plan for Worldwide Domination Hinges on Tom Hanks Family Cookbook

Fasten your seatbelts, pasta enthusiasts; we've got a saucy scoop that will change the way you view your favorite faux-Italian casual dining chain: Olive Garden, long rumored to be the…