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Scooter Braun Acquires KFC Secret Recipe – Taylor Swift Fans Say, ‘Not Again!’

You know the saying, "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll start a Twitter war?" Well, Scooter Braun seems to have tossed that wisdom into the…

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From 4/4 to Door: Rick Beato’s Scandalous Party Exit Over Time Signature Clash

"Turn down the music, and turn up the controversy!" That's what Rick Beato's night turned into when a casual soirée quickly morphed into a battleground over time signatures. Who would've…

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From Giving Away Millions to Folding Laundry: The Shocking Downfall of Mr. Beast

Oh, boy, gather 'round, you beautiful disasters, because I've got some news that will make your monocles pop off your smug faces! Mr Beast is over, and I don't mean…

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From Arrow to Avian Couturier: Stephen Amell’s Quirky Contraband of Dolled-up Canadian Geese

There's absurdity, the Twilight Zone, and then this: Stephen Amell, better known as the sinewy vigilante from CW's 'Arrow', has been caught in a saga that's more offbeat than any…

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Ricky Gervais Devours Bus Stop Gum Like a Fucking Legend, Proves Humanity Isn’t All Bad

In a world where most celebrities are as fake as the CGI in the latest Marvel movie, one man – Ricky Gervais – decided to take a stand against the…

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Lorde of the Rings No More: New Zealand Revokes Lorde’s Citizenship After Singer’s Cinematic Blasphemy

New Zealand has stripped singer Lorde of her citizenship after she publicly declared that the Lord of the Rings movies are "absolute rubbish." In a desperate attempt to salvage their…

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Equality! All-Female LGBTQI+ Titanic Reboot Set to Sink the Patriarchy!

In what is being labelled as a ground-breaking feminist achievement, Hollywood has announced an all-female, LGBTQI+-inclusive reboot of the classic 1997 film Titanic. This revolutionary narrative update will chart the…

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Federal Reserve Declares Swiftian Economy: ‘Tay-Tay is our New Gold Standard,’ Claims Non-Tour Cities are Doomed!

In a world where pop music is the new gold standard, America's sweetheart Taylor Swift is now the unofficial poster child for economic prosperity. The Federal Reserve, a body that…

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