In what can only be described as a monumental breakthrough in the field of parental blame dynamics, researchers at the Institute of It's Always The Kid's Fault have released a…
The heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch has announced the launch of their new clothing line specifically tailored for "Racist Wife Beaters." The move comes as a shock to…
Wilmington, DE - In a move that can only be described as both ingenious and terrifying, President Joe Biden has taken his dedication to serving the American people to a…
Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has been outed as a complete and utter fraud, revealing himself to be nothing more than a talentless, hacky piece of shit who can't sing,…
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The ceiling of the popular Trapt concert venue, Bucky's Shitbox Saloon, collapsed mid-show in Boise, Idaho, saving thousands of unsuspecting attendees from subjecting themselves to the…
Tom Kiely, the lead singer of Australian metalcore band Patient-Sixty-Seven, has threatened to have several rival bands "whacked" in a fit of uncontrolled rage. This news has sent shockwaves through…
I had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have dinner at the home of Judas Priest's legendary frontman, Rob Halford. As a casual listener of his music, I was excited to share…
Legendary thrash metal band, Slayer, has announced their highly anticipated reunion, shaking the music world to its core. But don't get too excited, because after digging through their discography, it's…
Rockstar Games, the titanic developer behind the wildly popular Grand Theft Auto series, is allegedly preparing to release the highly anticipated second trailer for the upcoming instalment, Grand Theft Auto…
As Logan Paul sets foot in Perth for his much-anticipated WWE bout, Australia has taken an extraordinary step to safeguard its cultural heritage and wildlife: a nationwide Vegemite ban on…