In a bold move to reel in those who have profited from the recent surge in cryptocurrency prices, the IRS has announced a new policy that requires all Bitcoin investors…
Local man Joe McGinty has uncovered the unsettling truth behind the mysterious potato deliveries he's been receiving at his doorstep every morning. According to Joe, it all started about a…
The progressive metal band Periphery has gone full MAGA, with frontman Spencer Sotelo ranting about "the wall" and illegals voting in the 2024 election during a disastrous concert.
It all…
Tom DeLonge, the frontman of Blink 182, is in some seriously deep water. According to our sources, DeLonge owes a massive pile of money to a crew of ruthless, no-nonsense…
The iconic rock band, The Rolling Stones, faced an embarrassing situation yesterday when they were abruptly removed from a flight for allegedly attempting to have sexual intercourse with multiple passengers…
The world's most beloved and huggable villain, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has joined forces with the Zuckerberg of the nerdosphere, Bill Gates, to unveil their latest collaboration: the COVID-24 pandemic.
As…
Ronnie Radke, the "Peeing Messiah" and frontman of the alternative rock band Falling In Reverse, has taken his social media presence down a notch by deleting his Twitter account. This…
Former Slipknot drummer Jay Weinberg announced today that he will be focusing on his next venture: revenge. The musician, who was abruptly fired from the band recently via text message,…
Former President Donald Trump, the swamp drainer extraordinaire, has announced that he will "drain the swamp properly" if he wins the 2024 presidential election. The statement has left political pundits…
In an unprecedented move that has left metalheads worldwide spitting their craft beers in disbelief, Parkway Drive, the Australian metalcore band known for their breakdowns and beachside bro-hangs, has announced…
