Forget arenas and record albums; rockers Pearl Jam are about to dominate kitchen shelves everywhere. The iconic '90s grunge band announced today that they are launching “Pearl Jam Jams” -…
Hunkered down in his basement lair, surrounded by an assortment of waifu body pillows, 32-year-old self-proclaimed involuntary celibate (incel) Kevin McMasterson has embarked on an intrepid scientific quest to figure…
LOUISVILLE, KY - An unauthorized peek at KFC's top-secret playbook for dealing with potential crises has exposed a truly fowl scenario: one in which Colonel Sanders – zombified and hungering…
(New York, NY) At a local Starbucks on a sunny afternoon, tired newborn parents Sarah and Mike Thompson sipped their much-needed coffee while juggling their 2-month-old baby, Emily. Just as…
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, better known in the satirical circuit as "Albo the Comic Kango," decided Saturday Night Live was a bit mainstream. He took his raucous talents to…
Are you a struggling farmer looking to boost your yields and improve your livestock's health? Look no further than your trusty radio! According to a new study, listening to country…
In a highly suspicious move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently announced that he is not, in fact, a robot.
The statement came during a press conference where Zuckerberg attempted to…
LONDON, UK – For decades, the Rolling Stones have been hailed as one of the most iconic rock bands in history. However, recent shocking revelations have exposed a dark secret…
The rock band Screeching Sirens has been travelling around on their tour of the world, and they have made one thing clear to every city they have travelled to: It's…
The world was shocked yesterday as a young child, who could not have been more than 3 feet tall, took the stage at a Ted Nugent concert, and proceeded to…
