Archive
Month: June 2023
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Music
Spreading the Love: Pearl Jam’s New Jam and Preserve Empire Proves They Can Rock Your Bread Too
Forget arenas and record albums; rockers Pearl Jam are about to dominate kitchen shelves everywhere. The iconic ’90s grunge band announced today that they…
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Life & Style
What is a Woman?” Asks Incel, Who Hasn’t Lost His Virginity Yet
Hunkered down in his basement lair, surrounded by an assortment of waifu body pillows, 32-year-old self-proclaimed involuntary celibate (incel) Kevin McMasterson has embarked on…
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Life & Style
Chaos in the Coop: KFC Unveils Emergency Protocols Amid Fears of Zombie Colonel Sanders’ Revival and Cravings for Employee Brains
LOUISVILLE, KY – An unauthorized peek at KFC’s top-secret playbook for dealing with potential crises has exposed a truly fowl scenario: one in which…
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Life & Style
“I’m a Dog Mom!” Boasts Woman Condescendingly to Exhausted Newborn Parents
(New York, NY) At a local Starbucks on a sunny afternoon, tired newborn parents Sarah and Mike Thompson sipped their much-needed coffee while juggling…
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Politics
Australian PM Albanese’s ‘Inflation Comedy’ Bombs Harder than the Housing Market Crash of ’08
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, better known in the satirical circuit as “Albo the Comic Kango,” decided Saturday Night Live was a bit mainstream.…
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Music
New Study Finds That Listening to Country Music Can Turn You Into a Farming Superstar
Are you a struggling farmer looking to boost your yields and improve your livestock’s health? Look no further than your trusty radio! According to…
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Science & Technology
Mark Zuckerberg Denies Being a Robot, Raises Suspicion of Being a Robot
In a highly suspicious move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently announced that he is not, in fact, a robot. The statement came during a…
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Music
The Rolling Stones Unmasked: Child Labor Camp in Africa Revealed to Be the Secret Songwriting Force Behind Their Biggest Hits
LONDON, UK – For decades, the Rolling Stones have been hailed as one of the most iconic rock bands in history. However, recent shocking…
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Music
Lead singer of touring rock band says, “this is the best city we have ever played”
The rock band Screeching Sirens has been travelling around on their tour of the world, and they have made one thing clear to every…
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Music
This child just climbed onto the stage at a Ted Nugent concert and dabbed
The world was shocked yesterday as a young child, who could not have been more than 3 feet tall, took the stage at a…
