Twitter Blue Users Under Attack as Broke and Lonely Unverified Twitter Users Turn to Jealousy and Spite

It's a classic case of the haves versus the have-nots: as more and more Twitter users struggle to make ends meet, they're turning their anger and frustration towards those who can afford to pay for Twitter Blue's coveted blue tick. And according to economists, the situation is only getting worse. "Many of these Twitter users…

ByAccomplished Author5 March 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Finally Releases the Twitter #FauciFiles and It’s Not What You Would Expect

In a move that has amused and infuriated conspiracy theorists, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released the long-awaited #FauciFiles, only to reveal that they're just a collection of silly memes and cat videos. The #FauciFiles have been a subject of intense speculation among QAnon supporters and other conspiracy theorists, who believe that they contain secret…

ByAccomplished Author20 February 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Broke People on Twitter Upset Over Twitter Blue Because They Can’t Afford the Monthly Fee

You might have seen the news. Broke people on Twitter are up in arms over the Twitter Blue subscription service because they can't afford the monthly fee. The subscription service, which offers exclusive features such as the ability to undo tweets and get a pat on the head from Elon Musk, is being touted as…

ByAccomplished Author20 February 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Twitter Announces New Feature: Only Twitter Blue Subscribers Will Be Able to Login. Paid Users Will Have to Send Tweets in Manually by Postal Mail

In a move that has Twitter users reeling, Twitter has announced a new feature for Twitter Blue subscribers. Starting next month, only Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to log in to the platform online, while non-subscribers must send their tweets by postal mail. And to make things even more exclusive, the Chief Twit himself…

ByAccomplished Author18 February 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Orders Twitter Engineers to Turn Twitter into an Elon Musk Digital Billboard

Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely believing that there was a bug resulting in less engagement with his Tweets. "Twitter is a great platform, but it could be so much better if it was all about me,"…

ByAccomplished Author15 February 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover: The End of Sanity, The Birth of a New Era of Crazy

When Elon acquired Twitter, he promised to take the platform to new heights. Little did the world know, those new heights would be a rollercoaster of misinformation, conspiracy theories, and utter madness. Under Musk's ownership, Twitter has become the new Infowars, a breeding ground for some of the most outrageous and absurd claims to ever…

ByAccomplished Author12 February 20230Comments

Life & Style

Elon Musk Shocked to Discover He Has a Lot in Common with Average Joe

Billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, Elon Musk, announced that he, too had to scrape together billions of dollars and take out high-interest loans with banks to purchase Twitter. "I know, it's crazy," said Musk in a recent interview. "I always thought of myself as different from the average person, but it turns…

ByAccomplished Author28 January 20230Comments

Science & Technology

#MountainDewTime: Elon Musk’s 10 Radical Twitter Policy Changes and What They Mean for You

Twitter users everywhere have been buzzing with the news that tech tycoon Elon Musk is shaking things up with 10 new policy changes to the platform. From tighter restrictions on certain content to the introduction of the hashtag "#MountainDewTime", here's what you need to know about Musk's new rules and how they will affect…

ByAccomplished Author24 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Jeremy Clarkson Trends on Twitter, Sadly He’s Still Alive

The internet was abuzz today as the name Jeremy Clarkson began trending on Twitter. Fans of the former Top Gear host eagerly clicked on the hashtag, hoping that this time, their prayers had been answered and Clarkson had finally shuffled off this mortal coil. Alas, they were disappointed. It turned out that the trending topic…

ByAccomplished Author10 January 20230Comments