Small Rocket Syndrome: Taylor Swift and Elon Musk Have Broken Up

PALO ALTO, CA - You might have thought that Taylor Swift and Elon Musk's whirlwind romance was written in the stars, but it turns out that the size of the stars - or rather, the size of SpaceX's latest rocket - may have been the couple's ultimate downfall. In a breakup that has left the…

ByAccomplished Author9 April 20230Comments

The Secret Taylor Swift Fan: ‘I Don’t Like Pop Music’ He Says, As He Sings ‘Shake It Off’

Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed 'pop-hater', has been fooling his friends and family for years. He's always been very vocal about his dislike for radio pop music and his preference for classic rock and country, but the truth has finally come out - he knows almost all the words to Taylor Swift songs. "I've heard him…

ByAccomplished Author18 March 20230Comments

Taylor Swift Finally Admits She’s Just a Criminal With a Guitar

Taylor Swift has finally admitted what many of her fans have long suspected: that her music is actually about her criminal activities. "I can finally say it," the "You Belong With Me" singer said in a recent interview. "I'm not just writing songs about my relationships, or my breakups. I'm actually writing songs about my…

ByAccomplished Author30 January 20230Comments