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“Bad Blood” Between Swift’s Dad and Photographer: A Story of Hatred and Violent Assault

Taylor Swift's dad was caught on camera assaulting a photographer in Australia, leaving the paparazzo's face as bruised and battered as the singer's heartbreak-fueled lyrics. Swift, who just completed her highly successful "Eras" tour, is likely shocked by her father's sudden outburst, as this violent act comes as a complete surprise to everyone who has…
27 February 20240Comments

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Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Saves Australia from Catastrophic Recession, But at What Cost?

The nation teetered on the edge of economic collapse in the sun-drenched expanse known as Australia—home to kangaroos, Vegemite, and an alarming variety of deadly spiders. Desperation had seeped into the populace, with some resorting to dining on their footwear while the government's well of ideas had run dry. Even the Great Barrier Reef, a…
23 February 20240Comments

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Missed the Boat on Taylor Swift’s ‘Era’s’ Tour Tickets? Join the Sobbing Fan Club of Losers!

It's a dark day in Swiftyville. Taylor Swift's 'Era's' tour tickets sold out faster than you can say "Shake it Off," you're one of the unfortunate souls who didn't snag a seat. Queue the violins. "Never in my entire career of concert-going have I seen such a catastrophe!" exclaimed concert expert Richard Simmons, wiping away…
4 September 20230Comments

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Taylor Swift to Debut “Cntrl, Alt, Vax” Tour in Your City, Ready to Tickle Your Humerus with COVID-19 Vaccine

In the race against COVID-19, everyone needs a shake-up to the monotonous drag of daily life. So, grab your cowboy boots and kitten calendars because our intercontinental sweet-pie, Taylor Swift, is charged up, vaccinated, and ready to bring the sparkle and the Pfizer right to your doorstep on her new "Cntrl, Alt, Vax" tour. Yes,…
25 July 20230Comments

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Federal Reserve Declares Swiftian Economy: ‘Tay-Tay is our New Gold Standard,’ Claims Non-Tour Cities are Doomed!

In a world where pop music is the new gold standard, America's sweetheart Taylor Swift is now the unofficial poster child for economic prosperity. The Federal Reserve, a body that typically grapples with inflation rates and monetary policy, has shockingly announced that Swift's current "Eras Tour" is giving the U.S. economy a significant boost. In…
17 July 20230Comments

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