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Jan 2023

Jackson, Mississippi in the Midst of Water Shortage, Gatorade Steps Up with Generous Offer of 2 Free Bottles per Resident

Residents of Jackson, Mississippi are in the midst of a dire water crisis after floods in August 2022 affected the city's water supply. But fear not, dear citizens, for sports…

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Jan 2023

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Andrew Tate Gives Romanian Prison 1 Star On Yelp, Citing ‘Lackluster Accommodations’

Andrew Tate, the notorious self-made millionaire and world-renowned socialite, has issued a scathing one-star review on Yelp for a Romanian prison. "I expected a lot more from this place," said…

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Jan 2023

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Satoshi Nakamoto Unmasked: Who is Satoshi Nakamoto

After years of speculation and investigation, a group of cryptocurrency enthusiasts were able to track down the elusive Nakamoto in a small, unremarkable house in the suburbs. And there, sitting…

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Jan 2023

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Andrew Tate’s ‘Matrix’ Realization: Keanu Reeves Nowhere to be Found

Selff-proclaimed "alpha male" Andrew Tate is reportedly having a crisis of faith after realizing that the Matrix may not, in fact, be holding him prisoner in Romania. According to sources…

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Jan 2023

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George Soros Vaccinates Population, Steals $50 from Each Wallet

Billionaire philanthropist and conspiracy theory fodder George Soros has been accused of vaccinating the entire population and stealing $50 from each individual's wallet during the process. According to sources close…

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Jan 2023

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Man Who Quotes Too Much Napoleon Dynamite at Risk of Losing Everything

Everyone knows the 2004 cult classic Napoleon Dynamite and its iconic one-liners. From "Gosh!" to "Yes! You know what, forget it," the film's characters have given us some of the…

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Jan 2023

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White House in Shock as Biden’s Sofa Reveals Top Secret Documents, Decades Old Receipts and a Half-Eaten Ham Sandwich

White House staffers were sent into a frenzy this afternoon after the discovery of several top secret documents, decades old receipts, and a half-eaten ham sandwich under the sofa in…

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Jan 2023

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Dad Takes Down Cheesecake Factory Staff in Epic Cheesecake Showdown

An epic battle of epic proportions unfolded at the local Cheesecake Factory today, as one brave dad took down four staff members after they refused to give him a bigger…

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Jan 2023

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Cardinal George Pell’s Last Tweet From Hell

Cardinal George Pell, the former Vatican treasurer, who has passed away at the age of 81 due to complications from hip surgery, took to Twitter one last time to share…

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Jan 2023

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Jordan Peterson Weeps, Woke Left Desecrates Sacred Canadian Maple Syrup, Gender Pronouns and Barista with Horrifying Consequences

The world was stunned today as famed clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson, the champion of free speech, was seen weeping uncontrollably outside a café in downtown Toronto. The cause for Peterson’s…