Andrew Tate Arrested After Being “Decimated” by Greta Thunberg in Viral Tweet

In a shocking turn of events, famous YouTuber and professional kickboxing champion Andrew Tate has been arrested by Romanian authorities for human trafficking. This comes after a tweet made by climate activist Greta Thunberg went viral over the weekend. The tweet in question featured a picture of Tate with a caption reading: "I just decimated…

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Entertainment

Rock Solid or Rock Soft: Doritos Disses The Rock and He Doesn’t Even Defend Himself

It's a war of words between the Doritos Twitter account and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Doritos has come out on top. In a recent tweet, the Doritos account had the audacity to call The Rock a "weak man baby," and shockingly, The Rock didn't even defend himself. This only serves to prove that Doritos…

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Music

Courtney Love: “I’m Not Responsible For Kurt Cobain’s Death, But I Am Living In His Multi-Million Dollar Estate”

Courtney Love, the widow of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, has long been the subject of speculation about her husband's untimely death. But Love insists she had nothing to do with it and has set the record straight in a recent interview. "The rumors have always been ridiculous," Love said. "I mean, if I…

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Music

Andrew Tate’s Penis Implant: A Bigger, Better Way to Boast

In what can only be described as a bizarre but remarkably effective attempt to gain social media attention, Andrew Tate recently announced that he has had a penis implant. The implant, which Tate proudly displayed via several posts on social media, is designed to extend and retract at the touch of a button, allowing him…

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Music

EXCLUSIVE: We Interviewed the Ghost of Avicii Using a Ouija Board

At Vanflip HQ, we constantly look for ways to push the envelope. And we recently sat down and interviewed Avicci in the afterlife using a Ouija board. Vanflip: So, Avicii, how have you been since you left the world of the living? Avicii: Well, it's been a bit of an adjustment. The afterlife is…

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Music

Disturbed Front man David Draiman Asked To Step Through Airport Metal Detector “one more time” by security

David Draiman of the metal band Disturbed was recently asked to step through the airport metal detector one more time. It was the third time he had been asked to go through it since arriving at the airport, and he was starting to get a little annoyed. Known for his distinctive piercings, Dave is no…

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Gaming

Rockstar Games Announces Stunning and Brave New Direction for Grand Theft Auto VI

Rockstar Games, the developers of the world-famous Grand Theft Auto franchise, have just announced their newest title in the series, Grand Theft Auto 6. In a daring move, the developers have decided to take the game in a completely new direction, turning GTA 6 into a family-friendly, educational game. The new game will feature a…

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Opinion

Guitar Amplifiers Are For Losers

It's time to face the facts: guitar amplifiers are for losers. I know, I know, they've been a staple in the music industry for decades. But it's time to move on and embrace the superior technology that is Bluetooth speakers. First of all, let's talk about size. Guitar amplifiers are bulky, heavy, and a pain…

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Music

Metal Bands Utilize Virtual Reality to Hide Sweatshop Reality

In a desperate attempt to hide the truth from their fans, metal bands worldwide have begun to utilize virtual reality (VR) headsets to cover up the fact they're running sweatshops. The trend began after one band, Slipknot, was exposed for running a sweatshop in the Philippines, which was responsible for manufacturing their merchandise. The band…

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Music

Michigan Concertgoer Loses Three Teeth at Local Metal Show, “The best gig I’ve ever been to”

Local Flint, Michigan man Bob Smith was punched in the mouth by the lead vocalist of a controversial local metal band and lost three teeth. But according to Smith, it was the best gig he's ever been to. "I couldn't believe it when the singer jumped off the stage and came over to me," Smith…

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