Former Pope Benedict XVI Dies: Has a lot of explaining to do when he has exit interview with former boss

Former Pope Benedict XVI passed away at the age of 95, leaving many wondering what his fate will be when he answers to the ultimate authority. The Pope, who served from 2005 to 2013, was known for his conservative stance on issues such as gay marriage and the ordination of women. But far more serious…

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Opinion

Parents’ Divorce Makes Shopping Spree a Win-Win For Kids

It's the news no kid ever wants to hear: Mom and Dad are getting a divorce. But there is a silver lining, which might even make you smile. Your parents are about to enter a whole new world of competitive shopping. Now you get to be the beneficiary! Sure, it's a difficult situation. But what…

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Music

Shia LaBeouf Admits He Has Been Method-Acting and Kanye West is a Fictional Character He Created

In a shocking turn of events, actor Shia LaBeouf confessed that he has been method-acting for the past several years and that no other than controversial rapper Kanye West is a fictional character he created. The revelation came during a recent interview with a popular entertainment magazine, during which Shia discussed his upcoming movie roles…

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Music

Kendrick Lamar pens new song about the “joys” of Social Distancing

It seems that the rap icon Kendrick Lamar has found an interesting way to cope with the coronavirus pandemic. Already a master of storytelling within his songs, Lamar has decided to tackle the current situation head-on with some new music. The new track, titled "Social Distancing", is a lighthearted look at the unique challenges of…

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Music

Dragonforce Plays for Spare Change as Their Guitar Hero Days Fade Away

In a shocking turn of events, the once-famous power metal band Dragonforce has been seen busking on the streets of their hometown of London. The band's fifteen minutes of fame from their hit single "Through the Fire and Flames" on the popular video game Guitar Hero have ended abruptly. The band was reportedly seen playing…

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Music

Greta Thunberg Slams Andrew Tate for Unsustainable Pizza Box Habits

In yet another impressive takedown of climate change denier Andrew Tate, teenage environmentalist Greta Thunberg has publicly shamed the self-proclaimed and currently imprisoned Andrew Tate for his lack of consideration for the environment. The incident occurred when Tate posted a bizarre online rant about Greta and pizza boxes linking his location to Romania were visible,…

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Music

Joe Rogan Weighs in on the debate: is djent a real music genre?

Joe Rogan has weighed in on the debate about whether djent is a real music genre, but in a surprise twist, Rogan took the conversation in a much more outrageous direction. Rogan, a well-known podcast host and standup comedian, has become a bit of an expert on the topic of djent since he recently had…

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Reviews

Review: Every Loser by Iggy Pop

It's been an exciting time for Iggy Pop fans with the release of his new album, Every Loser. But the record will leave many fans scratching their heads. The album references cloud seeding, the dangers of high fluoride exposure, and an olive garden breadstick government conspiracy. The album starts with a bang, with the opening…

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Opinion

The Band Ghost has been lying to you: they’re not really ghosts

It's been an open secret for years now. The Swedish heavy metal band Ghost is not actually comprised of ghosts, despite the band's best efforts to convince the world otherwise. For starters, their “demonic” frontman, Papa Emeritus, is far too human-looking to be a real ghost. He's definitely not a zombie, and the fact that…

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Business

Warren Buffet’s Surprising Secret to Wealth: ‘Just Buy a Lot of Beanie Babies’

In a recent interview, famed investor Warren Buffet revealed his surprising secret to amassing incredible wealth: Beanie Babies. "It's really quite simple," Mr. Buffet said. "You just need to buy a lot of Beanie Babies. It's the same strategy I've been using for years to make my fortune." The billionaire investor went on to explain…

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