MAUI, HI — The nation's Commander-in-Chief, President Joe Biden, landed in Maui with a mission: to show some solidarity, to lend a shoulder, to say, "I feel your pain." But instead of a heartfelt embrace, he served a bowl of hot soup. Mind you, not just any hot soup, but the kind that once scorched…
New York's crown has been claimed, and no, it's not by a rapper or a Broadway star, but by Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis. In what can only be described as a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood thriller, DeSantis unexpectedly turned to the camera during a GOP debate on Fox News and shouted, "I am…
Sweeping for Bugs: The interview began with an unusual spectacle. With heightened paranoia, Carlson searched the room for hidden microphones and tracking devices, insisting that Fox News might be listening. This went on for seven minutes. When he demanded Trump unbutton his shirt, asking, "Are you wearing a fucking wire? Are you a narc?", Trump's…
You thought 2020 was a wild ride? Hold onto your bacon because 2023 just cranked up the sizzle! In a move that's left jaws on the floor and screens cracked from double-takes, conservative commentator Tucker Carlson decided to have an intimate tête-à-tête with none other than Peppa Pig. That's right; the world-famous, mud-loving piglet went…
The Motor City Madman himself has been caught red-handed, or should I say, "black-wired," running extension leads and power boards from neighboring properties like a suburban Robin Hood.
Imagine the wild-eyed rocker, famous for shredding guitars and political stances, creeping through the dark of night. Now, instead of a guitar, he's wielding a bundle of…
Hold onto your hats, people! The world's most infamous rainbow-haired rapper, Tekashi 6ix9ine, has just drop-kicked his manager, Scooter Braun, straight into the unemployment line. And if you think that's where the madness ends, think again. Our favorite snitch is planning to rat him out to anyone with ears. Yes, you read that right: Tekashi…
Hold on to your Teslas, guys and gals. You won't believe the kind of access we've managed to score. Elon Musk's barista's uncle's brother's dog walker cousin's roommate once met the man himself, and we've got the inside scoop, the tea, the whole frappuccino of truth if you will. Are you ready for this? Buckle…
Hold onto your chopsticks because Japan is about to make the biggest splash in the Pacific since Godzilla took a bath! That's right, people, the Land of the Rising Sun is turning the waters around Fukushima into the world's largest glow-in-the-dark swimming pool. Is that a leak in the reactor, or are you just happy…
It was a dark and stormy morning at Krispy Kreme's secret donut laboratory. The master bakers were knee-deep in flour and glaze, desperately searching for the next big hit. And then, like a lightning bolt from the pastry gods, it struck: "The Fluffernuttery Glazed!"
Yes, dear donut devourers, you read that right. The infamous 'slur'…
You know the saying, "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll start a Twitter war?" Well, Scooter Braun seems to have tossed that wisdom into the deep fryer because he's at it again! This time, he's not content with just snagging Taylor Swift's masters and breaking the hearts of Swifties worldwide.…