Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of “Trump Jail,” a brand-new business venture aimed at revolutionizing the private prison industry. As Trump faces potential jail time, his entrepreneurial spirit appears to be alive and well.
In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson, Trump proudly proclaimed, “I’m the best at everything, including running a prison. You’ll see. It’s going to be the most incredible, luxurious, and over-the-top prison you’ve ever seen. Just like my hotel in Las Vegas. I’m telling you, you’ll love it.“
But not everyone is as enthusiastic about Trump’s latest endeavor. Celebrity chef and television personality Gordon Ramsay had some choice words for the former president’s attempt to break into the private prison market. “Donald, you couldn’t even run a fucking kitchen. What makes you think you can run a fucking prison?” Ramsay questioned, his Scottish accent dripping with disdain.
Trump Jail will feature state-of-the-art facilities, including gourmet meals prepared by world-renowned chefs, daily yoga sessions, and even a spa for inmates to unwind after a long day of hard labor. In a bold move, Trump has also announced that he will personally oversee the kitchen operations at Trump Jail, promising to bring his signature flair to the culinary scene behind bars.
However, Ramsay was not impressed with Trump’s culinary aspirations. “A fucking hotdog stand is a step up from whatever the fuck you call your cooking,” the acerbic chef remarked, his face contorted in a mixture of disgust and amusement.
But Trump remains undeterred, confident in his ability to bring his signature brand of luxury to the world of private prisons. “I’m a winner, and Trump Jail is going to be the most successful prison in history. Believe me,” Trump boasted, his voice dripping with conviction.
As for Ramsay, he can only shake his head in disbelief at Trump’s latest venture. “He’s fucking delusional,” the chef muttered under his breath, clearly unimpressed with Trump’s audacity.