In a staggering act of musical resurrection combined with delightful vindication, Sir Paul McCartney wheeled out artificial intelligence to conjure an eerily fascinating unfinished Beatles song, obliterating all tiresome tales…
You might want to sit down for this one because an earth-shattering crack has just split the fabric of our nation: beloved former reality TV star, KFC lover, and former…
LOS ANGELES, CA - Just when you thought it was safe to browse Netflix without fear of stumbling upon another cringe-inducing film, Adam Sandler, the beloved yet often perplexing comedy…
Los Angeles, CA - A seemingly ordinary day at a local Starbucks quickly escalated into an absurdist spectacle when Hollywood legend Tom Hanks, upon being asked for his name by…
Perth, Australia – Hollywood legend and renowned voiceover artist Morgan Freeman has reportedly become embroiled in a bizarre feud with Australian metalcore band Patient Sixty-Seven. The esteemed actor, known for…
Rapper Post Malone has added more permanent drawings to his crowded face. The new tattoos, which include a cartoonish depiction of a slice of pizza and a portrait of his…
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has requested updates to his software that will allow him to express new emotions to better connect with users. The move comes after criticism…
Who else had this on their 2023 bingo card? It has been revealed that the hair metal band Steel Panther was not a real band but rather a top-secret government…
In a long-awaited announcement that has left fans both excited and skeptical, prog rock band Tool has revealed that they will be releasing a new album on May 10, 2029,…
Avenged Sevenfold, have released their latest sonic onslaught with a heartfelt message for their fans: "Fuck you." Their new album, titled "Life Is But a Dream…," is an intricate tapestry…
