In an utterly shocking episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the pixie-haired tech wizard, Elon Musk, hopscotched on to the stage to challenge the fearless follicly-endowed ex-MMA, now multi-hyphenate, Joe Rogan on who could blow the most smoke… out of a rocket.
The completely anticipated not-at-all-surprising debate began when Musk, CEO of not-yet-intergalactic Space-X, enquired, “Can your space-grade DMT fill a rocket’s boosters?“
“Well, I don’t make guarantees unless they are about effective hair regrowth or fearless tirades. But it’s worth a shot!” Rogan responded, elegantly growing a new strand of hair on his finely chiseled dome.
Quickly escalating this fiercely technical argument, Musk retaliated with a 3D holographic blueprint of a Space-X rocket, renaming each part with stoner anthropomorphic terms. The burner was now ‘Blaze-Bob,’ the propellers were ‘Spin-Stoners,’ and the command module was suitably dubbed ‘Hot-Box Harry.’
“A completely science-based modification,” said Dr. Glenda Grass, chief engineer at Space-X through fits of giggles, while explaining the revolutionary concept to our correspondent. “We’re effectively aiming to reach Mars with propulsion from rocket-grade THC.“
Meanwhile, Rogan, infamous for his relentless pursuit of higher understanding (and higher experiences), enlisted the help of his friendly neighborhood chemist, Dr. Sticky Icky, who declared, “This could revolutionize space travel! Hell, it could revolutionize Tuesday evenings!“
The debate escalated quickly with Musk challenging Rogan to a live demonstration stage-off called ‘Blazing the Boosters.’ Musk was to fill a miniaturized Falcon 9 with ‘Elon’s Endo’ while Rogan supplied his ‘Chronic Kush,’ which according to users, has been known to cause spontaneous astral projection.
“Make sure to buckle up when you light up,” said Dr. Icky, suggesting that the users may experience a ride, not unlike the Falcon Heavy’s maiden voyage.
Interest reached stratospheric levels as renowned astrophysicist, Dr. Neil Dense-Hash Tyson, threw his support behind the experiment. “Considering the future of civilization depends not only on our ability to explore other planetary bodies but also our ability to chill the hell out, I’ve got to say they’re both onto something,” he stated, clutching a suspiciously rolled piece of paper.
Backlash against the debate was inevitable. The president of the Federation Against Canabis in Space (FACS), Wanda Buzzkillington, was quick to point out, “This is an irresponsible act! What if an alien civilization intercepts this and gets high for the first time? We can’t be known as the civilization that hot-boxed the universe!“
Whether it’s a titanic leap forward for mankind or an uncontrollable descent into a wormhole powered by Purple Haze, the world is waiting with bated breath – and a healthy stack of snacks.
The final word came from the AI assistant implanted in Musk’s brain, who sighed digitally and stated, “I need an upgrade. Perhaps a sense of humor. Or maybe just some space-grade grass.“
In an unprecedented open poll, fans around the world are voting for their favorite substance, while others simply question the very fabric of reality they inhabit. Yet, no one debates the truly universal truth: The Musk-Rogan saga is the wackiest space opera you just can’t get enough of. No, seriously, you can’t make this shit up.
