In a shocking display of gluttony and disregard for basic social etiquette, musician Tom Morello brazenly consumed the entirety of the chip bowl at a recent party, leaving guests scrambling…
Chicago, IL - In a surprise move, Disturbed frontman David Draiman announced that the band's highly-anticipated new album will be released "whenever the voices in my head tell me to."…
Cupertino, CA – Tech billionaire and part-time Martian hopeful Elon Musk has once again shocked the world as he announces the unearthing of a one-of-a-kind Dogecoin Emerald mine. Now, that's…
Pizza aficionados, brace yourselves - the pizza world as we know it is about to change! If you thought Nike and Bud Light cornered the market on woke points with…
Legendary musician Eric Clapton reportedly flipped off the entire crowd during a sold-out concert at London's O2 Arena last night.
The incident occurred during a particularly emotional rendition of Clapton's…
You may have heard the famous saying, "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" – well, we bet you haven't heard about the OTHER small step, the…
In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and reaching for their earplugs, local metal band Iron Will took a sharp turn towards the woke at their sold-out…
As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg, the former White…
In a bold move to boost morale and inspire its shoppers, Walmart has announced plans to play motivational music through its loudspeakers. The retail giant will be introducing a new…
Just when you thought Anheuser-Busch couldn't be any more controversial, they've set the bar higher (or lower, depending on your perspective) by introducing their Ku-Klux-Klan Edition Bud Light. Combining the…
