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Special Investigation: Vegan Who Refuses to Use Fluoride Toothpaste, Eat Meat, or Anything Unnatural Definitely Going to Take MDMA Pills Made in a Bathtub, Later Tonight at a Club

Self-proclaimed "pure" vegan was caught on camera purchasing a bag of illegal MDMA pills, made in a bathtub, at a club later tonight. The individual, who wishes to remain anonymous, has long been known for their strict adherence to a vegan diet, refusing to consume anything that contains trace amounts of animal products or anything…

ByAccomplished Author24 March 20230Comments

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LMAO: How We Fooled Vegans Into Eating Real Meat By Starting a Fake Plant-Based Company

In a daring move, we have pulled off a feat that had been thought impossible - fooling vegans into eating real meat. After months of meticulous planning and preparation, we launched a fake plant-based meat company and have tricked unsuspecting vegans into unknowingly eating real meat. After extensive research, we stumbled across the idea of…

ByAccomplished Author30 December 20220Comments

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