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Taylor Swift to Debut “Cntrl, Alt, Vax” Tour in Your City, Ready to Tickle Your Humerus with COVID-19 Vaccine

In the race against COVID-19, everyone needs a shake-up to the monotonous drag of daily life. So, grab your cowboy boots and kitten calendars because our intercontinental sweet-pie, Taylor Swift, is charged up, vaccinated, and ready to bring the sparkle and the Pfizer right to your doorstep on her new "Cntrl, Alt, Vax" tour. Yes,…
25 July 20230Comments

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Science & Technology

“Vaccines Now 200% Effective!” Declares Esteemed Immunologist Amidst Medical Tumult

Respected immunologist Dr Benjamin Credence, a leading authority at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine and known for his unconventional theories, sent shockwaves through a recent medical conference by announcing a staggering 200% effectiveness rate for modern vaccines. Dr Credence, famed for his cutting-edge exploration into "The Neurological Impact of Musical Genres on Geese," walked onto…
24 July 20230Comments

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