DALLAS, TX - Picture this: It's 2 A.M. in the sprawling, neon-lit landscape of downtown Dallas. The only establishments still open are the ones serving up regret and heartburn in equal measure. Enter Dr Phil, America's favorite faux psychologist, who decided to swap his tailored suits for a pair of beer-stained shorts and an insatiable…
The fast-food giant Taco Bell has announced they are hiring convicted child molester and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle as their new Director of Prison Marketing.
"We realized that the prison market is a untapped goldmine," said Taco Bell CEO Brian Niccol in a press release. "And who better to help us tap into that…
Palms Springs, FL – Just when we thought the verdict was in on former President Donald Trump's social media career, he resurfaces like a spicy jalapeño popper on his new platform, Truth Social. Trump posted what seemed to be a bone-chilling declaration: 'World War III', sending throngs of anxiety-ridden netizens into an all-out panic. Little…