Los Angeles, CA - A seemingly ordinary day at a local Starbucks quickly escalated into an absurdist spectacle when Hollywood legend Tom Hanks, upon being asked for his name by the unsuspecting barista, began to repeatedly shout "Wilson" at the top of his lungs. In a turn of events that can only be described as…
In what constitutes many violations of the local health code, a frog somehow found its way into a Starbucks coffee machine and got trapped. But instead of causing an uproar, customers are raving about the new flavor.
"I don't know what they did differently, but this coffee is amazing," said one customer. "It's like there's…