Elon Musk Offers to Build China a Spy Weather Balloon So Good, They Can Call It a ‘Weather Balloon’ With a Straight Face

In a bold move, billionaire and tech mogul Elon Musk has offered to build the Chinese Communist Party a weather balloon that is faster, newer, and more efficient than any they have ever seen. The offer comes after the recent controversy surrounding the US military shooting down a Chinese spy balloon, causing international outrage and…

ByAccomplished Author6 February 20230Comments

Opinion

Opinion: All Balloons Should be Shot Down – Time to Burst the Bubble of Suspicious Floating Objects

In the wake of the recent balloon-gate, where the US shot down a Chinese spy balloon (or was it just a weather balloon?) that China insisted was just a weather balloon, despite there being multiple balloons spotted, I have come to the controversial conclusion that all balloons should be shot down. Hot air balloons, helium…

ByAccomplished Author5 February 20230Comments

Life & Style

US Military Mistakenly Shoots Down 78-Year-Old Carl Fredricksen and 8-Year-Old Russell’s Dream Adventure

Washington D.C. - In a shocking display of advanced military technology and zero situational awareness, the US military successfully took down an alleged Chinese spy balloon, only to find out it was actually the flying house of 78-year-old Carl Fredricksen and 8-year-old Russell, who were on a mission to fulfill the lifelong dream of Fredricksen's…

ByAccomplished Author5 February 20230Comments

Life & Style

US Shoots Down Chinese Weather Balloon, Leaves Millions Guessing Their Forecast

The United States military has taken down what they claim was a Chinese spy balloon, leaving millions of Chinese citizens without a clue as to what the weather will be like. According to sources, the US government had been tracking the suspicious object for a day or so before finally taking action. However, it turns…

ByAccomplished Author5 February 20230Comments