Fresh on the heels of Meta's latest leap into the Twitter-bloodbath with its Threads app, LinkedIn, the networking platform that pleases exactly no one, has unveiled its revolutionary (and not at all derivative) microblogging platform, Chirpy.
Don't be fooled by the chirpy bird name or 280-character limit; this is a completely new idea, swears Lloyd…
The slang term "Rizz," beloved by hipsters and wannabe cool kids everywhere, has a dark secret. That's right, the word you've been using to describe your oh-so-edgy confidence translates to "dog semen" in Swahili. So, next time you brag about someone's "Rizz," you might want to think twice.
Picture this: You're at a trendy rooftop…