Royal Leak! Prince Harry Now Wipes After He Pees, and the Internet Wants Meghan Arrested for ‘Toilet Tampering’

Ah, the British Royal Family! A symbol of dignity, grace, and—wait for it—proper pee etiquette? You read that right, folks. Rumors are swirling faster than a toilet flush that Prince Harry, the ginger playboy turned doting dad, has allegedly started wiping after he pees. Yeah, he's now a wiper! And who's the prime suspect behind…

ByAccomplished Author29 August 20230Comments

Entertainment

Prince Harry: ‘I Did Bath Salts with John McAfee, Killed 25 People in Apache Attack Helicopter’

Prince Harry has admitted that he not only partook in recreational bath salts with tech mogul John McAfee but then proceeded to take part in a deadly Apache attack helicopter mission in Afghanistan that resulted in the deaths of 25 people. The startling news comes as part of his memoir, titled 'Spare'. In the book,…

ByAccomplished Author21 June 20230Comments

Life & Style

King Charles Found Dead of Embarrassment Following Prince Harry’s Latest Antics

In a shocking turn of events, King Charles (former Prince Charles) was found dead in his London residence yesterday, the cause of death determined to be embarrassment. According to sources close to the royal family, in recent months, King Charles had struggled to come to terms with the antics of his youngest son, Prince Harry.…

ByAccomplished Author5 February 20230Comments

Entertainment

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Go All Out To Ask For Privacy

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have gone to extreme lengths to ask the media to respect their privacy. In a recent press conference, the couple announced a 27 city press tour, culminating with a live Blu Ray release, asking the media to kindly keep their distance. The press tour, which kicks off in London, is…

ByAccomplished Author17 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Prince Harry to Take the Stage in ‘My Truth: the Musical’

Prince Harry has announced he will be taking the stage in a new Broadway musical titled 'My Truth: The Musical'. The musical is set to debut in New York City this summer and will feature Harry speaking his 'truth' three times a night for the next 28 weeks. The musical will be composed of songs…

ByAccomplished Author13 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Prince Harry’s Juicy Tell-All Memoir ‘Spare’ Exposes Reptilian Royal Connections

In what may be the juiciest royal news since Princess Diana's tell-all Tea spilling, Prince Harry has released his memoir, Spare, and it's chock full of secrets from the royal family--including a particularly shocking one about shape shifting Lizard People and their connections to the royal family. The memoir, which has already become a bestseller,…

ByAccomplished Author7 January 20230Comments