Prince Andrew Gets a Job at Subway to Try and Make Ends Meet, Makes Uncomfortable Innuendos to Customers

Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has reportedly taken a job at a Subway sandwich shop in London to try and make ends meet. However, his tenure at the sandwich chain has been marked by uncomfortable interactions with customers, as the disgraced royal has been unable to resist making suggestive comments and innuendos. According to…

ByAccomplished Author20 February 20230Comments

King Charles Issues Royal Decree: ‘There Is No Prince Andrew

King Charles has issued a royal decree stating that there is no Prince Andrew. According to sources close to the palace, the King made the announcement during a heated conversation with his second son, who has been embroiled in scandal in recent years. "I looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Andrew, there is…

ByAccomplished Author29 January 20230Comments

Prince Andrew Breathes Sigh of Relief as ‘Pizza’, ‘Human Trafficking’ and ‘Andrew’ Trending on Twitter are Not About Him

Prince Andrew, Duke of York, was reportedly left feeling a little uneasy this morning when he noticed the terms 'pizza', 'Andrew' and 'human trafficking' had started trending on Twitter. After a brief period of panic, the prince was relieved to learn that the discussion was not about him but rather centred on Andrew Tate, who…

ByAccomplished Author1 January 20230Comments