Operation ‘I Can’t Quit the Drone Life’: Former President Barack Obama Literally Hits the Ground Running, Trading in Golf Clubs for Bomber Drone Joysticks

If you thought former President Barack Obama had all his bases covered after leaving the White House, think again! Just when you thought those sandy Hawaiian beaches could satiate his political appetite, we've uncovered intel on his shrouded shadow operations buzzing around the globe – and no, we're not talking about your average tourist's mesmerizing…

ByAccomplished Author19 July 20230Comments

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Alex Jones Announces Presidential Campaign with Promise to ‘Make America Crazy Again

In a move that surprised no one, conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host Alex Jones announced his candidacy for President of the United States on Tuesday. Speaking to a crowd of supporters (and a few confused tourists) outside of his Austin-based studio, Jones promised to "drain the swamp" and "take back our country from the deep…

ByAccomplished Author17 April 20230Comments

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Move Over Biden, 13-Year-Old Prodigy Announces Presidential Bid for 2060

A 13-year-old child from middle America announced his candidacy for President of the United States in 2060. The precocious young lad, who prefers to go by the name "Johnny," held a press conference on his front lawn to make the big announcement. "I've been watching the news, and I just don't think any of these…

ByAccomplished Author19 March 20230Comments

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President Biden Found in Hot Water Once Again as Classified Documents Discovered at Local Jimmy John’s

Washington, D.C. - In yet another embarrassing blunder for the Biden Administration, a box of classified documents from the President's tenure as Vice President was discovered at a local Jimmy John's sandwich shop. Sources close to the situation report that the documents, which include sensitive information on national security and foreign relations, were found by…

ByAccomplished Author29 January 20230Comments