Periphery’s Frontman Spencer Sotelo Loses His Mind and Gets Political at Concert

The progressive metal band Periphery has gone full MAGA, with frontman Spencer Sotelo ranting about "the wall" and illegals voting in the 2024 election during a disastrous concert. It all began when Sotelo took the stage at the sold-out Periphery concert in Jacksonville, Florida, only to launch into a profanity-laden tirade about immigration. "These fucking…

ByAccomplished Author29 February 20240Comments

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EXCLUSIVE: Misha Mansoor Caught in Scandalous Orgy with Periphery Fans

Renowned progressive metal guitarist Misha Mansoor, better known by his stage name "Bulb," was caught red-handed in a scandalous orgy with a group of devoted Periphery fans, leading to the downfall of the once-mighty prog metal genre. The incident occurred last night during a secret meet-and-greet session hosted by Mansoor at his Los Angeles mansion.…

ByAccomplished Author24 February 20240Comments

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EPIC FAIL: Periphery Plays Entire Gig Without Realizing Their Instruments Were Replaced With a Macbook Pro

Periphery recently performed an entire gig without realizing that their instruments had been mysteriously replaced with a Macbook Pro. The band had just begun their set at the sold-out venue when two mysterious figures, who were later identified as tech wizards, appeared on stage and unplugged all of the band's instruments. Without missing a beat,…

ByAccomplished Author31 May 20230Comments

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Periphery Fans Pretend Microphone Still Works at Sold-Out Show

At Periphery's latest concert, the microphone stopped working halfway through the band's set, and fans pretended as though nothing was wrong. "It was honestly the most impressive thing I've ever seen," said concert-goer Sarah Johnson. "Everyone just kept moshing and headbanging like it was business as usual. I couldn't believe it." According to witnesses, the…

ByAccomplished Author26 May 20230Comments

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Experts Uncover Shocking Truth: Periphery is Actually a Fabricated Band Created by Music Industry Insiders to Sell More Guitar

In a groundbreaking revelation that is rocking the music world to its core, experts have uncovered the shocking truth that popular "progressive metal" band Periphery is actually a fabricated band created by music industry insiders to sell more guitars. According to sources close to the matter, Periphery was created in a secret government facility as…

ByAccomplished Author2 April 20230Comments

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Misha Mansoor’s Divine Revelation: Periphery Frontman Declares Himself God, Launches Holy Water Line to Quench the Thirst of Metalheads Everywhere

Transcending Mortality: Mansoor Unveils Ultimate Hydration for the Faithful SILVER SPRING, MD - In a stunning proclamation that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Periphery guitarist and founder Misha Mansoor has announced that he is, in fact, a deity. The revelation came during a recent live performance, where Mansoor declared to the awestruck crowd,…

ByAccomplished Author15 March 20230Comments

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Two Rocks, One Hard Choice: Who Will Be Dinner on the Island: Misha Mansoor or Winston McCall?

We've all faced a dilemma at some point in our lives: stuck on an island with Misha Mansoor of Periphery and Winston McCall of Parkway Drive, who do you eat first? It's a tough decision, but the answer is clear: Winston McCall. First of all, Winston is the bigger of the two, meaning there will…

ByAccomplished Author2 March 20230Comments

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Periphery’s Rise to Fame Confounds Critics: ‘They’re Just a Meshuggah Tribute Band with Bono on Vocals

It's the question on everyone's mind: what's with all of the hype around Periphery? Sure, they've got some catchy riffs and a killer drummer, but let's be real here: they're just a Meshuggah cover band with Bono on vocals. It's not hard to see the similarities. The chugging, down-tuned guitars and frenetic drumming are straight…

ByAccomplished Author20 January 20230Comments

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Has Bono from U2 Replaced Spencer Sotelo in Periphery?

Did Periphery really think we wouldn't notice? While they may have fooled the rest of the internet, we are smarter. Periphery has replaced Spencer (voluntarily or involuntarily) with Bono from U2, from what we can see. Want evidence? Their latest single, Wildfire, clearly shows Bono on vocal duties. Where is Spencer, and why is Bono…

ByAccomplished Author13 January 20230Comments

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Monkeys Compose Album That is More Djent than Periphery

In a shocking experiment, scientists recently put fifteen monkeys in a music studio and asked them to compose music. The end result? A Periphery album. The experiment was initially created to answer a long-standing question in the music industry – has djent become too generic? The scientists wanted to see if they could create a…

ByAccomplished Author13 January 20230Comments