Parkway Drive Goes Full Yeehaw: Band Announces Country Album

In an unprecedented move that has left metalheads worldwide spitting their craft beers in disbelief, Parkway Drive, the Australian metalcore band known for their breakdowns and beachside bro-hangs, has announced their latest creative venture: a country music album. Yes, you read that right. The once kings of circle pits are now dipping their toes into…

ByAccomplished Author28 February 20240Comments

Two Rocks, One Hard Choice: Who Will Be Dinner on the Island: Misha Mansoor or Winston McCall?

We've all faced a dilemma at some point in our lives: stuck on an island with Misha Mansoor of Periphery and Winston McCall of Parkway Drive, who do you eat first? It's a tough decision, but the answer is clear: Winston McCall. First of all, Winston is the bigger of the two, meaning there will…

ByAccomplished Author2 March 20230Comments

Parkway Drive on Mission to Conquer Pacific Island Nation: Fans Secretly Cheering Them On

In a shocking announcement today, Australian metalcore band Parkway Drive has declared war on the small Pacific island nation of Palau. The declaration surprises many, as Parkway Drive usually sticks to more peaceful activities such as playing shows, surfing and recording music. However, the band has adopted a more aggressive stance by launching a full-scale…

ByAccomplished Author12 January 20230Comments