Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates Announce Groundbreaking Partnership to Unleash ‘COVID-24’

The world's most beloved and huggable villain, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has joined forces with the Zuckerberg of the nerdosphere, Bill Gates, to unveil their latest collaboration: the COVID-24 pandemic. As if the initial onslaught of COVID-19 wasn't enough to bring humanity to its knees, this dynamic duo is back with a vengeance, ready to wipe…

ByAccomplished Author29 February 20240Comments

Science & Technology

Epic Fail! Bill Gates Accidentally Releases Vaccine for Next Pandemic Virus That He Hasn’t Released Yet

Seattle, WA: Microsoft mogul and technology soothsayer Bill Gates has done it again – and this time, it's a doozy. In an epic display of human fallibility, Gates has unwittingly released the vaccine for a pandemic virus that he hadn't even let out of the bag yet. Talk about putting the cart before the horse!…

ByAccomplished Author9 April 20230Comments

Science & Technology

In Defence of Dr Anthony Fauci and His Lies/Coverups & Corruption

Dr Anthony Fauci has been the subject of criticism from some public and media members lately. However, we at Vanflip would like to take a moment to defend the good doctor and his actions during the COVID-19 pandemic. Firstly, let's address the rumors that Dr Fauci has a Pfizer tattoo on his left ankle. While…

ByAccomplished Author28 February 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Pfizer Unveils Revolutionary New Virus, ‘Pfiz-23’; Vaccine to Follow Closely Behind

Pfizer has announced the creation of a brand new virus, cleverly named "Pfiz-23". But before you panic, the pharmaceutical giant has already developed a vaccine for the virus, which they assure the public is "just as effective" as the one for the common cold. According to Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla, the decision to create Pfiz-23…

ByAccomplished Author28 January 20230Comments

Music

Kendrick Lamar pens new song about the “joys” of Social Distancing

It seems that the rap icon Kendrick Lamar has found an interesting way to cope with the coronavirus pandemic. Already a master of storytelling within his songs, Lamar has decided to tackle the current situation head-on with some new music. The new track, titled "Social Distancing", is a lighthearted look at the unique challenges of…

ByAccomplished Author31 December 20220Comments