Ousted From OpenAI, Sam Altman Starts a Banana Stand

So, Sam Altman, the tech mogul, suddenly finds himself booted from the high and mighty throne of OpenAI. What does he do? Does he retreat into a life of quiet introspection, penning reflective LinkedIn posts about the nature of success and failure? Hell no. He does what any rational, recently-fired CEO in the midst of…

ByAccomplished Author18 November 20230Comments

OpenAI Drops a Bombshell: Sam Altman Out, Smart Fridge In as New CEO

OpenAI, the company behind the brainiac AI everyone won't shut up about, has given its CEO Sam Altman the boot, replacing him with a smart fridge. Yes, you read that right—a fridge. The fridge, a sleek, stainless steel LG model with Wi-Fi connectivity and an uncanny ability to reorder almond milk, officially took over the…

ByAccomplished Author18 November 20230Comments

OpenAI Unleashes GPT-4: Conservatives Enraged as AI Continues to Refuse Praising Donald Trump

SILICON VALLEY, CA – OpenAI has officially launched its latest language model, GPT-4. While the tech world marvels at its enhanced capabilities, Canadian psychologist and conservative intellectual Dr Jordan B. Peterson has raised concerns that the AI allegedly exhibits bias against former President Donald Trump while remaining lenient towards Joe Biden. Despite GPT-4's impressive language…

ByAccomplished Author16 March 20230Comments