Mr. Least Unveils His ‘Bye Local’ Campaign: Buys Small Businesses Just to Bulldoze Them—Says It’s for the ‘Greater Bad’!

Ah, small businesses, the backbone of America. The quaint little shops where dreams are packaged into home-baked goods and hand-knit scarves. Enter Mr. Least—the twisted, moustache-twirling evil twin of Mr. Beast—and suddenly, those dreams are crumbling faster than a stale muffin. Picture this: Mr. Beast blesses a struggling pizzeria with a surprise $50,000 tip. The…

ByAccomplished Author5 September 20230Comments

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From Giving Away Millions to Folding Laundry: The Shocking Downfall of Mr. Beast

Oh, boy, gather 'round, you beautiful disasters, because I've got some news that will make your monocles pop off your smug faces! Mr Beast is over, and I don't mean "over" like your grandma's meatloaf dinner. I mean, OVER! Kaput! Finished! A thing of the past, like dial-up internet or your childhood dreams! Can you…

ByAccomplished Author19 August 20230Comments

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Mr Beast Takes Capitalism to the Next Level with Request for Free Labor

Popular YouTube star and philanthropist Mr Beast has done it again, folks. He's found a new and innovative way to push the limits of capitalism. In a recent tweet, Mr Beast requested his millions of followers to clean up the presentation of Feastables, a brand of snacks sold in Walmart and soon-to-be other retailers. At…

ByAccomplished Author6 March 20230Comments

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Balancing the Scale of Good and Evil: Mr Beast’s Evil Twin Mr Least Blinds 2000 People After Mr Beast Restored Vision in 1000

The latest stunt has rocked the internet world from notorious anti-influencer Mr Least. The evil twin of Mr Beast, known for his malicious pranks and stunts, has taken it upon himself to restore the balance of good and evil in the world. And what better way to do so than by permanently blinding 2000 people,…

ByAccomplished Author7 February 20230Comments

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Sick Kids Sidelined as Mr Beast Pours Fortune into Military Hardware for Ukraine

YouTube sensation Mr Beast has decided to ignore the pleas of sick children needing medical treatment and instead use his vast fortune to donate tanks to Ukraine in their fight against Russia. According to sources close to the situation, Mr Beast was reportedly approached by several charitable organizations that urged him to donate money to…

ByAccomplished Author2 February 20230Comments

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Mr Beast Cures 1,000 People of Blindness, Angers God and Threatens to Unleash Satan’s Wrath

In a shocking move that has the entire world of spirituality and medicine on edge, internet sensation and philanthropist Mr Beast has defied the will of the Almighty and cured 1,000 people of curable blindness. Sources close to the bearded wonder claim that he was just trying to do a good deed, but the consequences…

ByAccomplished Author1 February 20230Comments