EXCLUSIVE: Misha Mansoor Caught in Scandalous Orgy with Periphery Fans

Renowned progressive metal guitarist Misha Mansoor, better known by his stage name "Bulb," was caught red-handed in a scandalous orgy with a group of devoted Periphery fans, leading to the downfall of the once-mighty prog metal genre. The incident occurred last night during a secret meet-and-greet session hosted by Mansoor at his Los Angeles mansion.…

ByAccomplished Author24 February 20240Comments

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Misha Mansoor’s Divine Revelation: Periphery Frontman Declares Himself God, Launches Holy Water Line to Quench the Thirst of Metalheads Everywhere

Transcending Mortality: Mansoor Unveils Ultimate Hydration for the Faithful SILVER SPRING, MD - In a stunning proclamation that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Periphery guitarist and founder Misha Mansoor has announced that he is, in fact, a deity. The revelation came during a recent live performance, where Mansoor declared to the awestruck crowd,…

ByAccomplished Author15 March 20230Comments

Opinion

Two Rocks, One Hard Choice: Who Will Be Dinner on the Island: Misha Mansoor or Winston McCall?

We've all faced a dilemma at some point in our lives: stuck on an island with Misha Mansoor of Periphery and Winston McCall of Parkway Drive, who do you eat first? It's a tough decision, but the answer is clear: Winston McCall. First of all, Winston is the bigger of the two, meaning there will…

ByAccomplished Author2 March 20230Comments

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Misha Mansoor Announces Departure from Periphery To Become A Used Car Salesman

Filed under: you had us at full tank of gas. Misha Mansoor, former member of the band Periphery, has stepped away from the stage to pursue his true passion: used car sales. Mansoor made the announcement on Instagram yesterday, stating that he was ready to move on from the music industry and follow his dreams…

ByAccomplished Author6 January 20230Comments

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Misha Mansoor Falls Asleep During a Periphery Live Performance: Big Pharma Suspicions Grow

Misha Mansoor, the lead guitarist of Periphery, was seen nodding off during a recent performance, leaving fans and audience members left speechless as Mansoor was seemingly unresponsive, leaving the band to unmute Misha's backing track in ProTools to finish the set. The incident has raised speculation among fans that Mansoor may be secretly connected to…

ByAccomplished Author2 January 20230Comments

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Joe Rogan Weighs in on the debate: is djent a real music genre?

Joe Rogan has weighed in on the debate about whether djent is a real music genre, but in a surprise twist, Rogan took the conversation in a much more outrageous direction. Rogan, a well-known podcast host and standup comedian, has become a bit of an expert on the topic of djent since he recently had…

ByAccomplished Author31 December 20220Comments

Opinion

Has Periphery Guitarist Misha Mansoor Sold Out to Big Pharma?

It's no secret that Misha Mansoor has been a major figure in the metal and progressive rock community for years. His band, Periphery, has gained a huge following and legions of fans. But with his newfound fame, could Mansoor have been seduced by the almighty dollar? The rumors began when Mansoor was spotted wearing a…

ByAccomplished Author27 December 20220Comments