Ah, the British Royal Family! A symbol of dignity, grace, and—wait for it—proper pee etiquette? You read that right, folks. Rumors are swirling faster than a toilet flush that Prince Harry, the ginger playboy turned doting dad, has allegedly started wiping after he pees. Yeah, he's now a wiper! And who's the prime suspect behind…

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have gone to extreme lengths to ask the media to respect their privacy. In a recent press conference, the couple announced a 27 city press tour, culminating with a live Blu Ray release, asking the media to kindly keep their distance. The press tour, which kicks off in London, is…