McDonald's loyal customers were left in shock and dismayed today as the fast food giant announced that the creature from which the crucial ingredient of its beloved soft serve ice cream is officially extinct.
"We are deeply saddened to report that the 'Chocopod', an elusive, semi-aquatic marsupial native to Australia, has been officially declared extinct,"…
In an exclusive exposé that has fast-food fanatics buzzing, an anonymous insider has come forward with a startling revelation: the world-famous McDonald's golden arches are powered by the effervescent energy of Sprite! This carbonated conspiracy has left customers questioning everything they thought they knew about the iconic sign.
According to our mysterious source, the fast-food…