Lorna Shore Conspiracy Revealed: Band Just a Group of Robots Controlled by the Government

It turns out that the deathcore band Lorna Shore is not made up of flesh and blood human beings but rather a group of advanced robots controlled by the government. Sources close to the band, who wished to remain anonymous due to fear of being turned into scrap metal, revealed that the "members" of Lorna…

ByAccomplished Author2 June 20230Comments

Politics

Bernie Sanders Shocks Fans at Lorna Shore Concert by Showing Up in His Famous Mittens, Proceeds to Crowd Surf on a Fold-Out Chair

Fans at a Lorna Shore concert were in for a surprise when none other than Senator Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at the show. Wearing his iconic mittens, Sanders was spotted crowd surfing on a fold-out chair, much to the delight of concertgoers. "I couldn't believe it when I saw Bernie Sanders crowd surfing,"…

ByAccomplished Author31 March 20230Comments

Opinion

Lorna Shore Has Been Releasing The Same Song Repeatedly and Nobody Has Noticed (yet)

If you've been anywhere near the music charts lately, you've probably noticed something strange: Lorna Shore keeps releasing the same song, over and over again. And no one seems to notice! It all started when the band released their first single, "To The Hellfire", to debut new vocalist Will Ramos. It quickly became a hit,…

ByAccomplished Author10 January 20230Comments

Music

Elon Musk calls out Lorna Shore fans on Twitter

Tech mogul Elon Musk has called out fans of deathcore band Lorna Shore for their lack of vocal criticism over the group's recent decision to allow vocalist Will Ramos to use autotune. In a tweet, Musk said: "Lorna Shore fans, why aren't you speaking up against Will Ramos' use of autotune? You should demand more…

ByAccomplished Author28 December 20220Comments