New Zealand has stripped singer Lorde of her citizenship after she publicly declared that the Lord of the Rings movies are "absolute rubbish." In a desperate attempt to salvage their national identity, the Kiwi government has branded Lorde a traitor, now referring to her only as "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."
The fiasco began when Lorde, in a fit…
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