Lead singer of touring rock band says, “this is the best city we have ever played”

The rock band Screeching Sirens has been travelling around on their tour of the world, and they have made one thing clear to every city they have travelled to: It's the best city they have ever played in. The band has been playing to sold-out crowds everywhere they go, and they have been telling the…

ByAccomplished Author23 June 20230Comments

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Local Band Writes Song About Absolutely Nothing, Still Manages to Top Charts

In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, local band "The Blank Slates" has just released a new single about absolutely nothing. And yet, despite the lack of lyrics, melody, or any discernible structure, the song has managed to climb to the top of the charts. According to lead singer and…

ByAccomplished Author19 April 20230Comments

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Local Metal Band Shocks Fans by Going Woke at Sold-Out Concert

In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and reaching for their earplugs, local metal band Iron Will took a sharp turn towards the woke at their sold-out concert last night. The band, known for their high-energy performances and head-banging anthems, shocked the crowd when they took a break from shredding their guitars…

ByAccomplished Author12 April 20230Comments

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Local Band Shocked to Discover Audience Didn’t Notice Guitarist Playing Entire Set Out of Tune

Local band, "The Soundwaves" were left stunned after their performance at Joe's Bar last night when they discovered that not a single audience member had noticed that their guitarist, Jim, had been playing out of tune for the entire set. "We couldn't believe it," said lead singer Sally. "We had a little huddle backstage and…

ByAccomplished Author8 April 20230Comments