Liam Gallagher Shockingly Discovered to Be a Talentless, Hacky, Piece of Shit Who Can’t Sing, Write Songs, or Make a Decent Pint of Tea

Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has been outed as a complete and utter fraud, revealing himself to be nothing more than a talentless, hacky piece of shit who can't sing, write songs, or make a decent pint of tea. The allegations surfaced yesterday when Gallagher was caught on camera attempting to play a tune on…

ByAccomplished Author26 February 20240Comments

Oasis Reuniting? Fans Unmoved by Prospect of More Mediocre Music

The world is in shock today as rumors swirl that beloved (or tolerable) British band Oasis may be reuniting. Fans everywhere are responding with a resounding "meh" to the news, as the band's reunion tour is poised to be nothing more than a nostalgia cash grab for a group of washed-up musicians who peaked in…

ByAccomplished Author29 January 20230Comments

Noel and Liam Gallagher Are Setting Aside Their Differences to Help the Local Area Predator Lure Unsuspecting Victims Into a White Van

Liam and Noel Gallagher, two brothers forever at odds, have put their differences aside to help the local area predator lure unsuspecting victims in a white van. The two brothers, known for their legendary feuding, have announced a unique new partnership: a charity project that involves using their famous faces to help unsuspecting victims into…

ByAccomplished Author19 January 20230Comments