It was a dark and stormy morning at Krispy Kreme's secret donut laboratory. The master bakers were knee-deep in flour and glaze, desperately searching for the next big hit. And then, like a lightning bolt from the pastry gods, it struck: "The Fluffernuttery Glazed!"
Yes, dear donut devourers, you read that right. The infamous 'slur'…
Krispy Kreme has announced its latest and most risqué culinary creation: the "Girthy Glazer." These titillating new donuts cater specifically to men who possess "above average" girth, finally allowing them to enjoy a donut that truly understands their unique needs.
For years, men with above-average girth have suffered in silence as they struggled to find…