Scooter Braun Acquires KFC Secret Recipe – Taylor Swift Fans Say, ‘Not Again!’

You know the saying, "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll start a Twitter war?" Well, Scooter Braun seems to have tossed that wisdom into the deep fryer because he's at it again! This time, he's not content with just snagging Taylor Swift's masters and breaking the hearts of Swifties worldwide.…

ByAccomplished Author22 August 20230Comments

Life & Style

Chaos in the Coop: KFC Unveils Emergency Protocols Amid Fears of Zombie Colonel Sanders’ Revival and Cravings for Employee Brains

LOUISVILLE, KY - An unauthorized peek at KFC's top-secret playbook for dealing with potential crises has exposed a truly fowl scenario: one in which Colonel Sanders – zombified and hungering for cranium cuisine – wreaks havoc upon the company by feasting on the brains of unsuspecting KFC employees. KFC has elected to unveil their contingency…

ByAccomplished Author28 June 20230Comments

Politics

Russia Admits Defeat: KFC’s Secret Recipe Remains a Mystery Despite Kremlin’s Best Efforts

Moscow, Russia – Russian officials have publicly conceded defeat in their years-long covert operation to decipher the coveted blend of eleven herbs and spices used in KFC's famous fried chicken recipe. Despite a military budget exceeding that of the entire population of Kentucky, the Kremlin's top culinary cryptographers were left utterly bewildered by Colonel Sanders'…

ByAccomplished Author5 April 20230Comments

Music

KFC Introduces Colonel Shredder in Latest Attempt to Get in on the ‘Metal’ Craze

In a desperate bid to appeal to the metal crowd, KFC has announced a major rebrand of their iconic mascot, Colonel Sanders. The fast food giant has revealed that the new and improved Colonel will now be known as Colonel Shredder, complete with a leather jacket, aviator sunglasses, and a guitar made out of fried…

ByAccomplished Author26 March 20230Comments

Life & Style

Special Report: KFC’s Secret Recipe Finally Exposed, We’re Now On the Run

Vanflip has obtained a copy of the long-sought-after KFC 11 herbs and spices recipe in an exclusive scoop. After months of digging and piecing together clues, we've uncovered the closely guarded secret that has been the pride of Colonel Sanders since the 1930s. The recipe, which has been kept strictly confidential, is as follows: …

ByAccomplished Author21 March 20230Comments