Fiscal Spell Fail: JK Rowling Conjured Up a Dinner Tab She Wouldn’t Vanish

Wizards of Wall Street, hold onto your broomsticks and get ready for this latest magical mishap: JK Rowling, the literary sorceress who famously penned the trials and tribulations of a certain bespectacled boy wizard, has allegedly performed the most heinous act since the dark days of 'He Who Must Not Be Paid.' That's right, Rowling…

ByAccomplished Author19 November 20230Comments

J.K. Rowling Shocks Nation by Single-Handedly Saving Trans Person, Proceeds to Lecture on Gender

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling stopped her car on the side of the road to rescue a trans person from a burning vehicle, only to lecture them on the complexities of gender identity. Eye witnesses reported that Rowling, who has recently been criticized for her controversial views on transgender individuals, was driving down the highway…

ByAccomplished Author16 April 20230Comments

JK Rowling Announces New Fantasy Book “JK Rowling in a World Where People Don’t Cancel Me”

British author and controversial figure JK Rowling has released her latest book, a world where people don't cancel her for her views and everyone loves her. The book, titled "JK Rowling in a World Where People Don't Cancel Me," follows Rowling as she navigates a world with no controversy and no ill-will towards her. In…

ByAccomplished Author8 February 20230Comments