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Groundbreaking Study Confirms Microwaving Smarties: Unlock the Ultimate Candy Experience, Enhance Your Intellectual Prowess

Brace yourselves, you sugar-obsessed pseudo-intellectuals: A team of dexterous scientists at the highly prestigious Albuquerque Candy Research Institute (ACRI) have unequivocally validated what you've secretly dreamed of all your life. Yes, microwaving Smarties is not only a tantalizingly delicious idea, but also, it appears to amplify our cognitive abilities in unprecedented ways. Grab your lab…
4 July 20230Comments

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Chaos in the Coop: KFC Unveils Emergency Protocols Amid Fears of Zombie Colonel Sanders’ Revival and Cravings for Employee Brains

LOUISVILLE, KY - An unauthorized peek at KFC's top-secret playbook for dealing with potential crises has exposed a truly fowl scenario: one in which Colonel Sanders – zombified and hungering for cranium cuisine – wreaks havoc upon the company by feasting on the brains of unsuspecting KFC employees. KFC has elected to unveil their contingency…
28 June 20230Comments

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Cinnabon’s Secret Baked Goods Forest on the Brink of Collapse: Should We Start Hoarding Cinnamon Rolls NOW?

Deep within the heart of the Stickyfingers Woods, the enchanted forest where Cinnabon grows its decadent baked goods, trouble is brewing – and we're not talking about a piping hot cup of Joe. The delicate ecosystem of the forest, which has long been Cinnabon's closely-guarded secret, is now facing unprecedented threats that could lead to…
1 April 20230Comments

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