Nation Shocked as Five Finger Death Punch Launches ‘Racist Wife Beater’ Clothing Line

The heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch has announced the launch of their new clothing line specifically tailored for "Racist Wife Beaters." The move comes as a shock to many, who had until now only known the band for their aggressive music and an occasional stint at politically incorrect humor. The line features an…

ByAccomplished Author26 February 20240Comments

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15 Famous Music Artists Give You Their Best Life Advice

We asked 15 prominent artists to share their thoughts on life, and the answers they gave us were absolutely baffling. We contemplated just scrapping this entire article, but our editor threatened us and here we are, an article. Varg Vikernes of Burzum answered, "The only way to be truly happy is to be surrounded by…

ByAccomplished Author15 February 20230Comments

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Five Finger Death Punch Still Sucking: Even Family Embarrassed

It's been years since the infamous metal band Five Finger Death Punch first emerged on the music scene, but it seems that the group still hasn't managed to improve their sound. In fact, it appears that even their own family members are embarrassed to invite them to BBQs and other events. "It's just too much,"…

ByAccomplished Author12 January 20230Comments

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Five Finger Death Punch Singer Tired of Going Unrecognized

When Ivan Moody, the lead singer of the heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch, walks into a room, people usually take notice. But when Moody steps out into the public, he's often ignored. "I wish people would recognize me just once," Moody said in an interview. "It's almost like they don't even know who…

ByAccomplished Author2 January 20230Comments