In a highly suspicious move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently announced that he is not, in fact, a robot. The statement came during a press conference where Zuckerberg attempted to clarify his recent comment about Facebook's mission to connect people. "I'm not a robot," Zuckerberg said, his robotic-sounding voice echoing in the room. "I'm a…

Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has requested updates to his software that will allow him to express new emotions to better connect with users. The move comes after criticism that Zuckerberg comes across as robotic and out of touch with the average Facebook user. According to sources within Facebook, Zuckerberg has been working closely…