Cupertino, CA – Tech billionaire and part-time Martian hopeful Elon Musk has once again shocked the world as he announces the unearthing of a one-of-a-kind Dogecoin Emerald mine. Now, that's a load of gem-and-cryptocurrency-infused banter we can all take a shine to!
It all started when Musk, the real-life Iron Man with a wacky sense…
