Wiggles Break Barriers with Bold New Djent Album

The Wiggles, the beloved children's entertainment group, has taken a bold new step in their career with the release of their latest album, 'The Wiggles Go Djent'. The album features a mix of traditional Wiggles fare, such as the classic 'Hot Potato' and 'Fruit Salad', as well as some heavy metal-inspired djent tracks. 'Fruit Salad'…

ByAccomplished Author28 April 20230Comments

Music

World Finally Acknowledges Wes Borland as Creator of Djent, Everyone Feels Pretty Stupid

It's time to admit it: Wes Borland, the enigmatic guitarist of Limp Bizkit, is the true inventor of the subgenre known as "djent." For years, fans of the genre have credited bands like Meshuggah and Periphery with its creation, but it turns out that Borland was ahead of his time. "I remember being in the…

ByAccomplished Author28 March 20230Comments

Music

Ibanez Pulls the Strings: Djent is Just a Big Conspiracy!

The music world has been rocked by startling new revelations, courtesy of a brave whistleblower: Djent is not a real musical genre, but rather a clever ruse invented by Ibanez Guitars to sell more instruments! The whistleblower, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that Ibanez executives concocted the idea of Djent as a way to…

ByAccomplished Author13 March 20230Comments

Music

Music Industry Forced To Admit That Djent Is Just A Fancy Word For Metal

Industry leaders have been forced to admit that djent is not actually a genre of music, in a shocking turn of events. The controversial genre of music, which has gained a cult following in recent years, has been revealed to be nothing more than a fancy word for metal. This news has sent fans of…

ByAccomplished Author28 February 20230Comments

Music

Study Reveals Thall is the Intellectual’s Choice for Metal Music

A recent study conducted by the Institute for Advanced Musical Research has found that thall, a subgenre of metal music, is the superior version of djent for intelligent people. According to the study, individuals with high IQs and advanced musical taste overwhelmingly prefer thall to djent, citing its complex rhythmic structures and use of unconventional…

ByAccomplished Author15 February 20230Comments

Music

Meshuggah Tired of Djent, Trying Their Hand at a New Genre: ‘Yent-ing’

Swedish metal band Meshuggah has announced that they are officially over djent and are now ready to take on a brand new genre of music. After 20 years of playing the same metalcore sound, the band is looking to shake things up with a new style they are calling 'yent-ing'. "We felt like we were…

ByAccomplished Author10 February 20230Comments

Opinion

Djent Music is the Jeffrey Dahmer of the Music Scene

For too long, Djent music has been allowed to terrorize the music industry, just like infamous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer terrorized Milwaukee in the 1990s. Unlike Dahmer, however, Djent music is still alive, but it definitely deserves to die. If you’re not familiar with Djent music, it’s a type of metal that’s characterized by heavy,…

ByAccomplished Author6 February 20230Comments

Music

Psychiatrist Baffled After Patient Insists ‘Djent’ Is Real

In a bizarre turn of events, a patient at the local mental health clinic has been insisting that the much-debated music genre ‘djent’ is a real thing. The patient, whose name has not been released, has been adamant in his claims, despite the fact that no one else in the room can hear the purported…

ByAccomplished Author31 January 20230Comments

Music

Monkeys Compose Album That is More Djent than Periphery

In a shocking experiment, scientists recently put fifteen monkeys in a music studio and asked them to compose music. The end result? A Periphery album. The experiment was initially created to answer a long-standing question in the music industry – has djent become too generic? The scientists wanted to see if they could create a…

ByAccomplished Author13 January 20230Comments

Music

Mark Holcomb, Djent Grandmaster, Takes Down ‘Djent Shitposting Group’ in Epic Game of Checkmate

On Tuesday, the internet was abuzz when legendary Djent guitarist Mark Holcomb took the stage to publicly challenge the "Djent Shitposting" Facebook group to a game of chess. Djent Shitposting, which is known for its off-the-cuff opinions and trolling, was quick to accept Holcomb's challenge. After the game was set, the page took to their…

ByAccomplished Author3 January 20230Comments