Scott Stapp’s Wallet is as Empty as His Cocaine Bag: Is it Time for Creed to Rise Again and Sponsor His ‘Habits’?

LOS ANGELES, CA - As the sun peers hesitantly over the City of Angels, somewhere in the dark corners of a well-worn recording studio, Scott Stapp, the once golden-voiced frontman of the iconic band Creed, finds himself in a predicament more twisted than the lyrical ambiguities of their mega-hit "With Arms Wide Open". Let's get…

ByAccomplished Author29 July 20230Comments

Help! This Parrot I Adopted from an Animal Shelter Won’t Stop Singing Creed Songs

It was supposed to be an act of kindness: I adopted a parrot from an animal shelter. But I hadn't counted on the parrot's affinity for Creed songs. Now, all I hear day and night is a constant refrain of "My Sacrifice," "With Arms Wide Open," and other anthems from the 2000s. The problem began…

ByAccomplished Author17 June 20230Comments

Creed Announces Comeback Tour: ‘We Just Need a Little Bit of Gas Money!’

The multi-platinum rock band Creed has announced their highly anticipated return to the stage with a comeback tour. But there's just one catch: they need a little bit of money for gas for the tour van. The band, which rose to fame in the late 90s with hits like "My Own Prison" and "One Last…

ByAccomplished Author17 February 20230Comments