Chaos in the Coop: KFC Unveils Emergency Protocols Amid Fears of Zombie Colonel Sanders’ Revival and Cravings for Employee Brains

LOUISVILLE, KY - An unauthorized peek at KFC's top-secret playbook for dealing with potential crises has exposed a truly fowl scenario: one in which Colonel Sanders – zombified and hungering for cranium cuisine – wreaks havoc upon the company by feasting on the brains of unsuspecting KFC employees. KFC has elected to unveil their contingency…

ByAccomplished Author28 June 20230Comments

KFC Introduces Colonel Shredder in Latest Attempt to Get in on the ‘Metal’ Craze

In a desperate bid to appeal to the metal crowd, KFC has announced a major rebrand of their iconic mascot, Colonel Sanders. The fast food giant has revealed that the new and improved Colonel will now be known as Colonel Shredder, complete with a leather jacket, aviator sunglasses, and a guitar made out of fried…

ByAccomplished Author26 March 20230Comments

Special Report: KFC’s Secret Recipe Finally Exposed, We’re Now On the Run

Vanflip has obtained a copy of the long-sought-after KFC 11 herbs and spices recipe in an exclusive scoop. After months of digging and piecing together clues, we've uncovered the closely guarded secret that has been the pride of Colonel Sanders since the 1930s. The recipe, which has been kept strictly confidential, is as follows: …

ByAccomplished Author21 March 20230Comments