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Unshackled Britney Spears Ditches Human Collaborators, Turns to Imaginary Friend Sally for Chart-Topping Illusory Melody

LOS ANGELES — Buckle up, music industry: the one and only Britney Spears, freshly emancipated from her controversial conservatorship, has just dropped a bombshell that’s more earth-shattering than a subwoofer at a Skrillex concert. In a move that's left many clutching their headphones in a combination of anticipation and disbelief, Spears announced her next groundbreaking…

ByAccomplished Author3 August 20230Comments

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Britney’s Minders Insist She’s ‘Totally Fine’ After Fans Concerned For Her Welfare

In a statement released to the press, Britney Spears' minders have insisted that the pop star is safe and well, despite growing concerns from fans who called the police to perform a welfare check after noticing the strings attached to her limbs and her seemingly sedated demeanor. Fans were even more worried when a mysterious…

ByAccomplished Author26 January 20230Comments

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