Buckle up, emo kids and metalcore enthusiasts! The genre that once gave you the perfect soundtrack for your teen angst is evolving, and it's more soul-crushing than ever. Meet "Eternal Internal Screams," the band who decided to give metalcore a 401(k) and a desk job. They’ve unleashed a groundbreaking sub-genre they proudly call "Middle-Management Metal."…
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