Can The Kid LAROI Redeem Himself or Will He Go Down in History as a Sickening, Little Cunt?

Well, this was unexpected. Australia's beloved up-and-coming rapper, The Kid LAROI, has taken a dark turn and is now known for his unabashed disdain for his fans. According to anonymous sources, the young artist has been caught on tape insulting his fans, calling them sluts and idiots, much to the dismay of his previously devoted…

ByAccomplished Author10 March 20240Comments

Music

Aqua’s Australian Tour: The Meltdown Down Under

Aqua, the beloved '90s sensation, is facing a catastrophic disaster in their highly anticipated Australian tour. As fans eagerly awaited the return of the band that brought us "Barbie Girl" and "Doctor Jones," the unthinkable occurred. The tour dubbed the "Meltdown Down Under," began with a bang as thousands of eager fans flocked to the…

ByAccomplished Author5 March 20240Comments

Politics

Australian PM Albanese’s ‘Inflation Comedy’ Bombs Harder than the Housing Market Crash of ’08

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, better known in the satirical circuit as "Albo the Comic Kango," decided Saturday Night Live was a bit mainstream. He took his raucous talents to the mundane yet cherished institution - Parliament House. His target? The painfully unfunny topic of inflation. "Now, look, there's this joke I've been working on,"…

ByAccomplished Author26 June 20230Comments

Music

Northlane Announces New Diss Track Album

Australian metalcore act Northlane have revealed plans to release a new album filled with diss tracks. Titled 'Straight Outta Sydney', the album will contain an array of classic diss tracks from the band, taking aim at some of their peers in the metalcore scene. The news of the album comes after a string of recent…

ByAccomplished Author30 April 20230Comments

Life & Style

God Unleashes Waves of Heat Across Australia to Punish Them for Their Sins

In a divine display of punishment, God has reportedly unleashed waves of record-breaking heat across Australia to punish the country for its collective sins. The heat, which has been described as "unbearable" and "hellish" by locals, is said to be a direct result of Australia's lack of repentance for its transgressions. "Clearly, God is not…

ByAccomplished Author20 February 20230Comments

Life & Style

Australian Supermarket Chain Woolworths Enlists Aussie Defence Force to Accelerate Hot Cross Bun Rollout

In an ambitious move to maintain their dominance in the hot cross bun market, Woolworths has enlisted the help of the Australian Defence Force (ADF) to help accelerate their aggressive rollout of hot cross buns to stores across the country. The move comes after a recent announcement by Woolworths that they intend to have the…

ByAccomplished Author30 December 20220Comments